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class test

Monday, May 4th, 2009

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …!!!

Exams ki Tayari

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

yahoooo… …
exams ki sari tayari ho gayi
saab tayar haiy
yahooo.. . . .
ab bus . .
..parhna baki haiy!

Meri Kahani

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,

Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,

Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,

Wo roothna mana-na

Wo bunk mulaaqatien

Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna

Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona

betuki baaton ko serious lena

wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana

Na wo din hain

Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien

Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…

100% result

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b kar
Baita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

exams kyon

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Hum jite EK bar he
Marte EK bar hai
Pyar EK bar hota hai
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUuuuuuuuuuuu?