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maths teacher writes love letter

Friday, May 15th, 2009

My Dear SweetHeart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

sweet friend

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
so please don’t walk in rain,
otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.

dosti

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

funny quotes

Monday, May 4th, 2009

1. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

2. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

3. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

5. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

6. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

7. You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

8. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

10. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

class test

Monday, May 4th, 2009

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…………………….( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst?……………( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right …!!!