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maths teacher writes love letter

Friday, May 15th, 2009

My Dear SweetHeart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

teacher and student

Monday, May 4th, 2009

Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?

Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..!
What about you?

aim for maximum

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!

STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!

TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?

STUDENT- Who starts ?

5 stars of life

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Life has 5 stars.

Kind star is MOTHER.

Action star is FATHER.

Ultimate star is TEACHER.

Top star is LOVER.

The super star is FRIEND.

what is forgiveness

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

A teacher asked what is forgiveness..?

A cute little girl gave this lovely reply:

“It is the wonderful smell that

a flower gives when it is being crushed.”