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wish

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.

understand

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don”t understand, say “don”t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don”t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!

a thought

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

Inside Outside

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

doctor n patient

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab

Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha

Doctor: dawai khali thi

Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi

Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi

Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi

Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi

Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi

Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha

Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha

Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.

Mariz: nahi

Doctor: kyun

Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna

mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?