complain

Posted by admin on April 23rd, 2009 — Posted in Exam SMS

STUDENT ka COMPLAIN

Yun fail jo karna tha, pehle hi bata dete..

Ham sari kitabon ko choolhay main jala dete..

Koshish to bohat ki thi, nakam hue aakhir..

Haan pass to ho jate jo naqal kara dete..

Parchay jo mile hamko sab khaali diye hm ne..

Ae kash SAFAI k no. hi laga dete!

Popularity: 3% [?]

wish

Posted by admin on April 23rd, 2009 — Posted in Tongue Twister

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won”t wish the wish you wish to wish.

Popularity: 8% [?]

understand

Posted by admin on April 23rd, 2009 — Posted in Tongue Twister

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don”t understand, say “don”t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don”t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand?
Understand!

Popularity: 7% [?]

a thought

Posted by admin on April 23rd, 2009 — Posted in Tongue Twister

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

Popularity: 7% [?]

Inside Outside

Posted by admin on April 23rd, 2009 — Posted in Tongue Twister

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

Popularity: 7% [?]