1. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

2. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

3. Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

6. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

7. You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

8. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

10. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

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